#( There is a t e m p e s t in me;; as fair as the s e a && sun | Galadriel )

[yourgirlsarchived]

[zhaliacain]

I have acquired this!

Well this is now my new favourite book. It essentially tells the story of season one with some outtakes and adaptions. Unfortunately some of my favourite episodes and scenes have been redacted but to be fair they had a lot to cover

So far I’ve only read it through google translate (using the camera to read the pages which my brother thinks is witchcraft) so I don’t have an accurate read yet but at some point I’ll sit down and translate it properly so I can read the whole thing at once rather than in batches (curse the shaky hands)

Here’s some of may favourite features I’ve found in my rough reading, I’ll put it under read more because there’s some stuff that either doesn’t line up with the canon or I suppose is a spoiler for some headcanons

A) Otto (Addo) is alive! During the final party after defeating the Professor it’s revealed that Guggenheim managed to get him back from the organisation and he is also there at the party. Zhalia is very relieved to see him and they catch up

B) Zhalia got a leg injury in the final battle, hence leaning on Dante

C) Defoe. During Dante and Griers fight on Sutos, Dante brings up Defoe and is told “the organisation got rid of him” take that as you will

D) you know that conversation Dante and Zhalia are having in the background of Lok and Sophie’s chat after defeating Madea? They’re arguing because Zhalia wants to bond with Madea and Dante won’t let her. I just found that interesting because I thought Zhalia wouldn’t want the Titan that brought up all her past trauma

D.1) little side note, to speed things up, Zhalia defeats Madea all by herself

E) after finding out Dante was NOT mind controlled and her thoughtspectre had worked, Zhalia wanted to hug Dante but didn’t

F) Sophie has keys to Dante’s house (kind of obvious considering they’re there alone all the time but it’s a nice feature)

G) tersely and Montehue give Lok a rare book of Norse mythology as a gift after defeating the professor

H) Montehue hugs everyone during the party and hugs Lok so hard, Dante has to step in

I) Dante describes Zhalia as beautiful

J) I need to check my translation but I think Zhalia’s parents were killed

K) Zhalia: tell me you aren’t lying to save yourself

Dante: I have never lied to you and I never will

Zhalia: klaus is like a father to me, I don’t know if I’ll be able to do it

Dante: I’ll take care of it

L) “a meal worthy of metagolem” is how I’ll be complimenting food from now on

M) rather than all of them touching the crystals to see if they’re pure of heart, just Lok does it and he gets an electric sensation go through his chest

N) to celebrate the whole Thor and mjolnjr thing, Guggenheim takes everyone out to dinner

O) lok was sleeping on Dante’s sofa without permission, he just kind of moved in and Dante gave up

P) Defoe was meant to take the sword of St George to Klaus, who would study it and take it to the professor

Q) oh that whole speech about going to Vienna where Dante changes his mind and takes the team? Nope he just says no and walks out and Leblanche spends the next few days baking treats to cheer them up

R) Loks cover story for his mum and sister was going to be: Sophie is a classmate on the same intensive archeology summer course as him and Dante and Zhalia are assistants to their elderly professor who is sick which is why they’re getting a holiday (the book then skips that episode and it’s unclear whether they didn’t go or whether it’s just not mentioned)

S) Lok asks why Sutos is not under the Greek government and the holotome tells them that it’s a regent based government which is inherited to the first born son

T: Zhalia: klaus taught me everything

Dante: except honesty

(Slightly paraphrased but it just cracks me up)

U) much like most fanfiction, Cherit is forgotten throughout most of it and occasionally gets mentioned

V) Lok: how did you do it?

Sophie: magic.

[agirlandherquill]

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returning to writeblr after a short break has been so enjoyable I thought I'd kick things off by creating a tag game of my own! (since the first one I made people really did seem to enjoy, and it warms my heart) and it's an easy way to ease myself back into the creative flow, so here goes!

rules: for every letter of the alphabet, compose a sentence/short paragraph beginning with that letter

A - "Anything you have to say for yourself? Or is nothing perhaps the better choice for you? How else could you justify the blood on your sleeves?"

B - "Broken. Not bruised, not damaged - You made me broken. That hardly seems fair."

C - "Can we do this?" "Can? We will. We have to. It must be done. Right or wrong, balance must be restored."

D - Dragging a corpse is difficult enough, but when you resemble a corpse yourself? There's some irony in there that even the Gods aren't smart enough to conjure.

E - Everything hurt, everything ached beyond relief, beyond the threshold of pain, until she felt nothing and everything, all at the same time.

F - Forget him? That was a plea she could never answer, could never give light to or thought or hope, to forget was to forgo herself, her feelings, her very being - He was as much a part of her as the air in her lungs - to lose him would be death.

G - "Go." Not a scream, not a growl, but a whisper - a calm command that sent the hairs raising along her skin. For once, she obeyed.

H - How did this happen? How did she forget herself so badly, so stupidly and allow her vulnerabilities to be exposed? Even worse, how could she let him be the one to do it? He knows, and knowing is death. This was the end, for her, she knew it.

I - "If you must be such a pain in the neck could you go about it quietly? One more squeak from the sole of your boot and I will rip those laces out and around your neck. I mean it." "Then give me a reason to stop pacing."

J - Just a kiss. Just. As though the fleeting encounter was nothing more than that, as though it hadn't taken every strength he had within him. To her, it was just a kiss. To him, it was ruin.

K - "Keep running. To stop now is death, is that what you want? Because I will not stop to carry your corpse, I will not stop to remember you. If you falter, you are gone. Do you hear me?"

L - Loathing burned her insides, it sent her skin crawling with heat and her muscles tensing with a carefully restrained scream. She loathed him. That was it. After all this time, she understood it. It was not love, it was loathing.

M - "Marry me." "The last time we tried that... Someone died." "Marry me." He said again, more firmly. "Marry me, or we both die."

N - "Never again." "Why? What was so wrong the first time?" "The dozens of times after that. It cannot happen." "A kiss never got anyone killed." "Then you do not know this Court, and you do not know me."

O - "Opinionated, are we?" "Is this because I told you to your face what a horrifically mannered man you are?" "No, this is because you tried to stab me with a fork." "I missed, didn't I?" "That's hardly the point."

P - Pressing her cheek to his shoulder, she let herself break, let the tears fall and the emotions flow. He said nothing, and neither did she, it was only them and the silence of the lake, and that was enough.

Q - "Question me again and we will see what happens when you try my patience." "Try? I've been getting under your skin for the better part of the day, why haven't you done anything about it?"

R - Rest was a foreign luxury, it had abandoned her body long ago, instead she lay suffocating in boredom and misery until she could bear it no longer, and found herself outside his door.

S - "Step away, out of this room and far from earshot - Do it now, before I see fit to carry you."

T - "Trust me." "Why-" She had no chance to complete her question, he threw her out of the window.

U - Under the stars, all seemed calm, a false calm, but a calm she had long since been craving nonetheless, until his voice, as gentle as the wind, startled her wishful reverie. "Leave if you must, but not without knowing that I love you."

V - Verily, she was done. Her soul was in ruins, her body in tatters, and her heart beat it's last drum.

W - "When you decide to have some compassion, let me know, until then I want nothing to do with you."

X - (if this one's impossible to do, no biggie, skip if necessary) - "Xanthetia is a flower full of poison that could damn well kill you, what are you doing lying in a bed of it?" "The scent is the only thing that helps me sleep."

Y - "You know what you did. As do I. And it's unforgivable." "I do not seek your forgiveness, but I will beg, every day if I must, for the honour of your company." "...We shall see."

Z - "Zealous, insufferable bastard - that's what you are!" "You've said worse, you can say better than that." His smug look riled her up even more. "You are incapable of being loved, you're not worthy of that, only loathing, you despicable, monstrous being!" "Loathe away by all means, I rather enjoy the flush it brings to your face."

i'll make this an open tag as well as include my tag list! (this one's a doozy, so bear with me)

@the-ellia-west @willtheweaver @tildeathiwillwrite @drchenquill @tiredpapergirl

@365runesofthesystem @coffin-hopping @godsmostfuckedupgoblin @a-mimsy-borogove @frostedlemonwriter

@i-do-anything-but-write @r-u-living @thatuselesshuman @lead-to-code @sunflowerrosy

@theaistired @phoenixradiant @autism-purgatory @corinneglass @patheticexcuseforawriter

@missmisanthrope @littlestchildofthemoon @morganxduinn @thebrownleathernotebook @rmhashauthor

@lamuradex @fantasy-things-and-such @glasshouses-and-stones @hattonthehatman @humbly-a-doppelganger

@hopewriteszstuff @ramwritblr @s-pendragon7 @thelastneuron @heartreactor

@ihauntmyhouse @shiningstars-world @scaewolf @just-emis-blog @joeys-piano

@ramitola @yrndrgn @riveriafalll @lawrencespen1777 @theverumproject

@zackprincebooks @justjariel @orion-lacroix @jupiter---daydreams @vinniehorrible

@stars-forever @thewritingautisticat @anaisbebe @whatwewrotepodcast @appleandsnow

@urnumber1star @chaotictravelerrants @andagii-projects @dragmewithyoutonirvana @a-bi-cat-with-books

@fearofahumanplanet @just-a-domesticated-cryptid @attemptingwriter @kitkins13 @ray-writes-n-shit

@theonewholivesinthemovies @rheas-chaos-motivation

[ramblingandwritings]

Vergil NSFT alphabet

18+ for filth. If your blog says you're a minor then you're gonna get blocked

It hit me that I never wrote one of these for Vergil and I needed to fix that

A = Aftercare

Bathing is what he prefers. Being able to touch you casually and show affection without feeling awkward is an absolute joy for him. Since it's usually the end of the night, it's also time for the two of you to relax together

He actually needs aftercare, he won't admit to it easily, but he needs the closeness. Leaving him alone for too long after sex hurts him, he starts feeling used and ashamed

He doesn't want to come across as needy or weak in your eyes so he won't mention it under normal circumstances

B = Body Part

He's not picky in either case

C = Cum

Always inside unless you want something else. He stays buried in you until he has to pull out or he's hard enough for another round

Hates condoms, but he'll wear them if you prefer them

If he's in his devil form, he cums way more. Enough that it rushes out around his cock

D = Dirty Secret

He's just as filthy and depraved as Dante, it takes trust to bring it out of him though

E = Experience

Vergil has had only one or two partners before you. He has an idea of what to do and what he likes in theory but not much practical experience

F = Favourite Positions

Wrapped lotus and full nelson. Missionary is fine, but he does worry about accidentally crushing you and it keeps him from fully relaxing into it

G = Goofy

Surprisingly, not as serious as you'd figure when he gets comfortable in the relationship. He keeps his snarky sense of humor and quick wit

H = Hair

He's not hairless like V is, but his hair is so light and thin, it's hardly noticeable

I = Intimacy

Once he gets comfortable being fully vulnerable he'll fully admit to loving you and showing tenderness

Even during rough sex, he retains a hidden sweetness. He trusts you to tell him if you're uncomfortable with something, but he still checks in just in case

J = Jack-Off

Not often. He prefers to come to you to take care of any needs that might arise

K = Kink

Edging, orgasm denial, shibari, bondage, domination, overstimulation

L = Location

Anywhere private, where no one can hear or walk in

M = Motivation

Being bratty towards him gets him going pretty fast. He'll fuck the attitude right out of you until you're good to him again

N = No

Doesn't enjoy pain play or blood play. He won't let you collar him either. Anything that reminds him of his time as Nelo Angelo is off the table

He doesn't want to use his sin devil trigger. There's just too many risks involved for him to feel comfortable

O = Oral

He'll hold your hips down to keep you from going anywhere until he's through with you. He'll moan against you if you pull his hair

You're not gonna be able to fit him in your mouth and he knows it. He'll laugh at you if you repeatedly try it

P = Pace

Rough and slow

Q = Quickie

Not into it. He can wait til later and he expects you to be able to wait too

R = Risk

Down to experiment, even willing to bring out his lesser devil trigger if you think you can take it

Doppelgangers too

S = Stamina

There's no chance in hell you'll outlast him, even on your best day. If you challenge that then you're not leaving the house any time soon

T = Toy

Doesn't really care for many of them especially vibrators. It's not jealousy or anything like that, they just don't appeal to him

He's fine using cock rings if you'd like him to

U = Unfair

Like V, he can tolerate being denied for a long time, but he can outlast his other half. He can handle being edged and denied for over a month before he has to tap out. The downside is near the end, he starts getting agitated towards everyone that's not you

If you choose to make him wait like that, know turnabout is fair play and he doesn't show mercy

V = Volume

Pretty quiet until he starts getting close to cumming. The exception to this is if you're blowing his back out, then he gets loud quick

The louder he can make you get, the more amused he is

W = Wild Card

He's very interested in predator/prey play. Vergil gives you a head start, but there's no escaping him. He doesn't care about playing fair, he'll gladly trick in front of you just to mess with you

X = X-Ray

Uncut and thick as hell. His cock clocks nine inches easy and curves upward slightly

Y = Yearning

Vergil has a sex drive to rival Dante. Until fairly recently, he's had no reason to use it so he mostly ignored it

Z = ZZZ

He stays awake long enough to read a couple chapters in whatever book he's currently reading. He has a hard time sleeping even when he's tired, it's a way to help him wind down

[theloveoffootball10]

sᴛɪᴄᴋᴡɪᴛᴜ- ᴛ ʜ ɪ ʀ ᴛ ʏ ɴ ɪ ɴ ᴇ

s e r i e s m a s t e r l i s t / c o m p l e t e m a s t e r l i s t

ᴛ ʜ ɪ ʀ ᴛ ʏ ɴ ɪ ɴ ᴇ

The last few months have been crazy. I'm currently stood in the kitchen of Lando's Monaco apartment waiting for him to get home from China after the first two races of the season, both of which have ended in him on the podium giving him a better start to the season than last year.

Since Lando gave me a key to his place I've found myself spending more and more time here. I only really go back to England to see family and friends if Lando's going to be away for a few weeks or if I have to be in the office for whatever reason. I've found myself wanting to be here in Monaco waiting for him when he gets back from races, I don't want him to come back to an empty apartment.

Knowing the state Lando would get himself into last year I like to be here for him whenever he might need me. I've learned over time to read his behaviour and have an idea of what to expect after each session on the sim or in the car. It's crazy to think this time last year I never would have imagined I'd be stood here practically living in Monaco with a boyfriend who means everything to me.

"Hi baby" hearing Lando walk through the door I take one look at him and can tell he's exhausted.

"Hey. How you feeling?"

"Good but ready to sleep" Lando says pulling me into his arms. It's so nice to have the familiar feeling of being in his arms back after a long two long weeks without him. The time difference has made it harder to speak to each other but we've made it work "I missed you"

"I missed you too. It's been quiet without you. Why don't you go and chill, I'll make us something to eat"

"Thank you. You're the best baby" as Lando pulls away he kisses the top of my head and I leave him to do what he needs to while I throw together a quick spaghetti carbonara. He's probably too exhausted to eat but at least it's there when he wants it "baby have you seen this new trend of me on TikTok?"

"You need to be more specific Lando. There's a lot of things going around TikTok of you" I say sticking my head in the living room to see what Lando is talking about.

"There's pictures of me and all it says is 'five minutes and a hair tie' they're all good photos of me to be fair" rolling my eyes I lean over the back of the sofa so I can look over Lando's shoulder at the videos he's talking about.

"They're all amateurs. I don't need five minutes or a hair bobble when I've got your hands pulling my hair into a ponytail"

"Fucking hell Lu you can't say stuff like that after two weeks without you"

"I'm just saying babe. Your girlfriend knows what's she doing. I won't be too much longer, this carbonara won't cook itself" standing up I walk back into the kitchen leaving Lando to ponder over what I've said.

"I just couldn't stay away after what you said" feeling Lando behind me within minutes of me leaving him in the living room he steps closer, his hands landing on my hips, pulling me against him.

His lips hover over my neck, teasing but not quite touching. Each time he exhales on it sends shivers down my spine. His hand slowly slides up my back, his fingers grazing my skin, making my whole body tingle, I can't help but let out a low groan.

Lando's grip tightens as he turns me around in his arms, his lips crashing against mine, the tension of the moment releasing all at once cementing just how much I've missed his physical touch over the last two weeks. Our kiss is urgent, we're like starved animals.

The feeling of being back together has awakened something new in him. I tangle my fingers in Lando's curls as my back hits the edge of the kitchen bench, I am physically aching for any kind of touch.

"You drive me insane Lucía" His voice is low as he pulls back, watching my every move his eyes darken with lust.

"So do what you want with me. I'm yours Lando"

As the words leave my lips, Lando's hands slip under his hoodie that I'm wearing, his rough fingertips sending a waves of heat across my skin. My body responds on its own accord, as I find myself turned in Lando's arms and my body bent over onto the kitchen bench.

Every kiss, every touch, the anticipation of Lando's next move makes my body ache with need as I feel my clothes being removed from my body. His lips move down my neck and across my shoulder, while his hands roam along my thighs.

I can't see what Lando is doing but I can tell he's  fumbling with his joggers to get them off and eventually he does. I bite my lip as I feel my underwear being moved to one side giving Lando access to exactly where I want him.

"I need you badly Lucía. You're absolutely perfect" leaning into Lando's body I feel how hard he is against my wetness "you're so wet baby. Just for me. Is this how much you missed me?"

"Lando please" I'm aware how desperate I sound but I just need him to fuck me hard. He continues teasing me, frustrating me even more before finally giving me what I want. What I've been craving.

I don't attempt to hold back my moans. My body reacts to every movement as Lando fills me. It's like he was made for me, we fit together perfectly. His movements are deliberate and slow, I know he's holding back wanting this to last but I need him to let go.

"You feel so good baby"

I want nothing more than to dig my nails into Lando's back but my current position doesn't allow for that. My hands are flat on the bench desperate for something to grab onto and I pull the closest thing to me into my hands which just happens to be a tea towel.

Trying to match Lando's speed with my hips I feel the tension in my body building. I know I won't last much longer, every touch is bringing me closer to the peak of the much needed climax. My back arches as Lando pulls my body up by my hair causing me to scream out his name in pleasure as he thrusts deeper keeping the same rhythm going.

Hearing Lando's moans so close to my ear as he lets himself go is enough to send me over the edge. I've never been one to find it attractive when a man lets out moans of pleasure but there's something about the sounds that come from Lando that are like music to my ears. Letting myself go limp I lean against the kitchen bench supported by Lando as we both regain our composure.

"I love you so much my girl. You're perfect" his voice is soft as he pulls me into his arms placing a soft kiss to the top of my head "you're the one for me" Still basking in the afterglow, there are only three little words that need to come out of my mouth.

"I love you" wrapping my arms around Lando's neck I pull him into my arms. He might be taller than me but I love holding him in my arms.

"I think we might need to order food in. I can't cook but even I know that carbonara looks ruined" as we both get dressed I take one look at the pan on the hob and know there's no fixing it.

"Yeah we're definitely ordering in. I have a question" I say as I start clearing away the ruined food.

"What is it?" Lando asks and I can tell he's confused.

"After all of the months I've been coming to see you at home, why is today the first time you've bent me over the kitchen bench like that?"

"I have no idea but I can tell you now that's not going to be the last time because that was fucking incredible"

"I hoped you'd say that" seeing my phone start ringing next to me I see a FaceTime call from Liv "hold on it's Liv. Hiya!"

"You okay?"

"Yeah I'm good. You look amazing by the way! This whole being pregnant thing has suited you so much!" I don't think I've ever seen Liv glow this much before.

"Thank you. Is Lando home?" Liv asks and I see Max join her on the sofa.

"Look at his face! He's just had sex!" Max shouts as Lando comes into view on the camera next to me "that man is always exhausted when he comes home from a long haul flight, there's no way he'd usually still be awake let alone smiling!"

"All I'm saying is that it's been a long two weeks" Lando says with a shrug as he rests his arm around my shoulder.

"My innocent ears!" Liv practically screams at us unable to hold back her laugh "anyway we've got something to show you both, I had to wait until I knew Lando was home to ring you"

"What is it?" I ask confused what Liv needs to show me from her sofa for Lando to have to be here as well. As the camera is flipped I'm met with the sleeping face of a newborn baby. Liv and Max's baby. I let out the most high pitched screech in shock that my best friend actually has her baby in her arms "Oh my god! What the actual fuck! Oh my god"

"You two kept that quiet! Congratulations to you both and congrats on leaving Lu speechless" Lando says looking at the baby on the screen in front of us.

"I can't believe he's here! I'm so happy" feeling the tears roll down my cheeks I can't believe the happiness I feel for Liv and Max.

"Lucía don't cry or you'll set me off!" Liv warns through the phone. I have to get home to see her.

"I'm just so happy Liv" feeling Lando pull me into his arms I try to stop myself crying "does he have a name?"

"Yeah he does, meet your nephew Rafe Bradley Fewtrell" Liv says as she rests baby Rafe on her chest to snuggle him in. All I can say is that she looks content, there's no other way to describe it "he was born early yesterday morning but we wanted to tell you both together when we knew Lando would be home"

"Thank you. I'm pleased you've told us together because now I'm just going to cry at Lando about how perfect he is. I'm going to come home and see you both is that okay?" I ask not wanting to intrude when there's a newborn involved.

"Lucía you're welcome any time. If you'd both been home I would've had you visiting us in hospital or I would've at least invited you over when we got home. You're my sister, I'd let you visit anytime, no invite required" as we end the call I promise to get home in the next few days to see Liv and so Lando can see Max. I've never wanted to get to England so quickly.

"Lando..."

"I'm already on it. We can fly tomorrow afternoon" Lando says cutting me off knowing exactly what I'm going to ask. This is why he's so perfect, he can read me without me having to say anything.

The next day we arrive at Liv's house straight from the airport. I don't want to hang around, I need to see Liv to make sure she's okay and to meet baby Rafe.

"Hiya!" I say walking into the house knowing exactly where I'll find Liv. We have the kind of relationship where we don't have to knock when we get to each other's house, it's practically a home from home for both of us I think she'd be offended if I knocked. "Hi Max. I know I've made this all about Liv and Rafe but I'm happy for you. You'll be a good dad" I say hugging Max as I see him sat on the sofa.

"I appreciate that but I get it. Your friendship with Liv is special" Max stands up to greet Lando and I leave them to it as I sit next to Liv cuddling her.

"I'm so proud of you Liv. I don't think words will ever be enough. You're going to be such a good mum and Rafe is going to be so loved"

"Love you Luc" as Liv rests her head on my shoulder I listen as she tells the story of Rafe's birth and how her world instantly changed the second he was in her arms "you can hold him you know. I can't be bothered to stand up but you're more than welcome to get him out of the crib for a cuddle. I know you're desperate to"

"I am but I'm also here for you. You're my best friend and my priority was talking to you first" standing up I look into the crib where Rafe is swaddled in a blanket. He's truly beautiful, I know everyone says baby's are cute but he genuinely is the cutest baby I've ever seen. Taking him in my arms I feel an instant rush of love. It's like something clicks in my brain and I know I'll love this little boy like he's my own and I'll do anything to protect him.

"It suits you having a baby. I don't think it'll be long until you two have one of your own"

"Maybe one day but we're too selfish right now. We're just enjoying each other and honestly? I don't want to share him" I feel like because of the time Lando and I spend apart, I have to appreciate every second I get with him and selfish as it may be I want them moments to myself for as long as I can.

"Right Lu, I love you baby but it's uncle Lando's turn for a cuddle" Lando says walking into the living room with Max trailing behind. I try to huff and protest as Lando takes Rafe from me not wanting to let him go but it doesn't work.

"Luc will you help me get ready? I fancy going for a walk. I'm sick of being inside after spending all weekend in hospital" agreeing to help Liv we make our way to her bedroom where I French plait her hair and do her make up. She's capable of doing it herself but there's something about having it done for you that makes life easier.

"I'm not going to lie Liv seeing Lando holding Rafe has made me feel so broody"

"Why do you think I said it won't be long until it's you two with a baby. Honestly I thought I loved Max until I saw Rafe in his arms for the first time. That's a whole new level of love that hits like a ton of bricks" listening to Liv talking about Max I don't actually think I could love Lando any more than I do without combusting.

"I'm not saying never, I'm just saying not yet. We've already said we're both not ready and want to wait a few years and I'm happy with that. I'll just enjoy being an auntie first" my relationship with Lando may have taken off quicker than a formula one car in pole position but I'm happy with where we are now. We're in love and we're happy that's all that matters.

esmelucia

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esmelucia we take aunite and uncle duties very seriously landonorris. Rafe Bradley Fewtrell you're my favourite human, I will love and protect you always 👶🏻 🩵 

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user43 you and Lando would have the cutest family

↪️ landonorris she'd be the biggest milf 🔥

livdavies thank you so much for today, we appreciate you so much! Rafe loves his auntie Lucía and uncle Lando 🤍

↪️ esmelucia we're here for you any time! We love him so much 🥹

user747 omg stop! uncle Lando and auntie Lucía are real!

user547 this is the best news! Imagine baby having Max’s curls!

user638 you two should definitely have a baby so it can be best friends with Rafe!

↪️ esmelucia maybe one day if that's what the universe has planned for us.

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This hasn’t been proofread so there’s probably typos galore (I’ll check tomorrow night) but there’s probably only one part of this story left (😭) however my new story should be up at some point this weekend, either tomorrow or Saturday. Most likely Saturday to be completely honest .

[riddlersdiscordkitten]

FORGE FITZWILLIAM NS//FW ALPHABET

✎ heretic brainrot has lead me back to this banger movie and it’s worth being the first post on this sideblog. nothing groundbreaking just a bit of fun!

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A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

He rolls on his side and passes tf out. Might get you a towel beforehand (doubtful).

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

His hands. Being a rogue, he’s quite talented and dexterous with them.

As for partners he’s a thigh enjoyer. I will not elaborate.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

Loveeees cumming on his partner’s pussy or stomach. Prefers it to any other way.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

Sofina creeps him out but he’s also kinda into it? He’d never admit to it.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

He’s a whore. Straight up harlot. While taking care of Kira he hasn’t been able to get around as much though.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

Cowgirl / wrapped missionary.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

Will make lighthearted jokes but only at his partner’s expense.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

Pre-canon lightly trimmed with a visible happy trail. Canon heavily trimmed.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

He’s not one for romance (he can count on one hand how many long-term relationships he’s had (hint: it’s only been Edgin)).

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

Pre-canon he had a lot more time, privacy, and opportunity to seek out partners so he’s more prone to jerking off in canon since he has to care for Kira and well, considering his social position..

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

Semi-public, risky sex. He fantasizes about exhibitionism/public sex but wouldn’t actually partake in it.

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

Bedroom only. However during his adventuring days he was open to really anywhere.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

His sex drive is his only motivator. Maybe if you’re extra grovely it might get him going.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

There’s probably not much he wouldn’t do but keep in mind his own pleasure is his top priority.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

Prefers to receive, of course. If he wants to give his own ego a stroke by making you cum on just his tongue then he’ll oblige.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

Fast, rough, messy. Loves a vocal partner and to be vocal.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

Absolutely. If there’s a time, place, opportunity— he’ll be more than happy to.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

Without a doubt loves experimenting with positions, toys, etc. Though wouldn’t fuck anything too inhuman (tieflings, elves, etc. are fair game).

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

One or two depending on the day.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

Does not own any but has used them on partners.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

Loves to tease. Enjoys being teased in good fun— flirting, glances, touches here and there. That being said, he WILL get angry if you’re taking your time when it’s actually time to do the deed. He thinks it’s totally okay for him to do to you, however.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

He can be rather loud. Cursing, grunting, and isn’t shy about the ruckus caused by your bed frame hitting the wall while he’s fucking you within an inch of your life.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

He loves praise. Reaaally loves it. But refuses to be vulnerable enough to be taken care of the way he fantasizes about (mommy issues go crazy).

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

Wears basic trousers. He’s average sized and decently girthy.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

High but has mellowed out since he’s been preoccupied with so many responsibilities. Jerks off every other night.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

Within five minutes he’s out like a light.

[iona-xiv]

— B A S I C S

Name: Iona Edelweiss

Nicknames: Little Sparrow, Edelweiss, Rabbit.

Age: 30+

Nameday: 13th Sun of First Umbral Moon

Race: Viera, Veena

Gender: Female 

Orientation: Bicurious

Profession: Retired Dancer, Adventurer, Barkeeper

— P H Y S I C A L A S P E C T S

Hair: Chocolate brown hair, natural hair color is white

Eyes: Light Violet

Skin: Fair skin 

Tattoos/scars: a few scars from martial arts training but nothing to write home about.

— F A M I L Y

Parents: unknown, but believes they are dead - has an adoptive father whose whereabouts are unknown as well.

Siblings: No siblings that she's aware of.

Grandparents: None that she's aware of

 In-laws and Other:  She's in a complicated situation with her estranged husband, who's been missing in action for a while. She's torn between waiting for her husband and embracing the Pirate who's managed to mend a piece of her heart. Juggling between waiting for his return and exploring this unexpected new connection. She's caught amid tangled emotions. (lol I got carried away)

Pets: not really her pet but a small sparrow that appears once in a while.

— S K I L L S

Abilities: Dance, Martial arts, Mixing drinks, making people feel comfortable. 

Hobbies: performing morning callisthenics, crafting new drink recipes, shopping.

— T R A I T S

Most Positive Trait: open-minded, imaginative and creative, empathetic and compassionate towards others, energetic and enthusiastic.

Most Negative Trait: restless and quick to feel dissatisfied, can get emotionally overwhelmed, impulsive.

— L I K E S

Colors: Hunter Green, Jet Black, Pearl White, Dalamud Red, Gloom Purple

Smells: Vanilla, crisp air of the forest, Rain, Fresh bread, and sea air

Textures: smooth, soft, slick and fuzzy 

Drinks: Gridanian and Coerthas Coffees, Doman Tea, Ishgardian Mulled Wine

— O T H E R D E T A I L S

Smokes: No, but doesn't mind if others do it around her. 

Drinks: Yes, she is a social drinker and can be an emotional drinker (It's a rare happening when she feels she is in the depths of despair and needs an escape)

Drugs: Has had no reason to want to try or do any.

Mount Issuance:  She prefers to walk, but It would be her Chocobo - Melonge

Been Arrested: Yes but escaped before booking

------------------ Thanks for the tag! @ardberts (I've been wanting to do an updated one of these!) Tag your it! @onburdenedwings, @zanse-the-gunner @candideangel @hydaelynshimbos @ciel-xiv @sparto @sie-sharp @peacock-mooncat @aethericfist @eorzeanflowers @uldahstreetrat @starforger @nyxvaledoeswriting @vazaymir @glendurgrodar @alixennial @kyrie-kahkol @sunneflower @notarchonzachlol

Sorry if you've been tagged :O and if anyone sees this and is inspired to try please do so tag me :D I'd love to learn more about your character/s!

[david-tennant-addict]

Can you do a demoman nsfw alphabet?? (BTW I love ur posts sm!!)

OMG YES!!!! He needs more attention if I’m being honest and thank you soooo much! That makes me so happy to know my posts are loved!

Demoman NSFW Alphabet

————-MINORS DNI————-

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

he’s pretty nice. He cares so he helps you clean up

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

He loves his hands because of how good they are at making bombs and he likes your hips/ ass. He loves the way you walk and the way they move 😏

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

He likes to cum on your back

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

He secretly likes bondage either on himself or you

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

He’s not too experienced but he knows what he’s doing. He’s had drunk one night stands many times before

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

He likes doggy style and missionary mainly because they just feel right to him

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

he can be goofy it really depends on if he’s drunk or not

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

he’s not the best at keeping up down there but it’s not terrible. Hairy but not bad

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

he’s not too intimate unless he’s the sad type of drunk

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

he’s a horny man sometimes so yes he does but only when he’s alone

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

he likes biting he doesn’t know why but he does

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

anywhere if he’s drunk enough but if he’s not he really only like to do it in the bedroom

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

wearing something provocative or wanting to drink with him or talking to him in a sexy way

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

hurting you in anyway

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

he likes to receive but he’s pretty good when he’s slightly drunk

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

he’s fast unless he’s falling asleep or tired

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

not a big fan unless he really needs it

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

not a big risk taker buuuut when he’s drunk is a different story

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

He can last about 2 rounds and about 5 mins each depending on how horny he is

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

he doesn’t have any but he isn’t opposed to them

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

He’s pretty fair but if he’s fucking as a punishment obviously that’s a different story obviously

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

He’s a loud grunter

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

He loves to drink while making out. He thinks it’s hot

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

He’s about 7 inches long and he’s THICK

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

He kind of has a high sex drive but he keeps it in order

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

Immediately after depending on how much he drank before or during it

——————————————————————

I tried my best so I hope you liked it!

[foreverl0stinmymind]

Obey me! NSFW Alphabet headcannons

Character: Satan

A: aftercare (What they're like after sex)

He wants space. Excuses himself, and goes to read for a bit. B: Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and their partner's)

Eyes. He loves how expressive they are. C: cum (anything to do with cum, basically) D: Dirty secret

He reads smut. E: Experience (how much experience do they have?)

A fair bit. He's skilled, and will make his partner fall apart at his fingertips. F: Favorite position

Cowgirl. He likes the view it gives him. G: Goofy (are they more humorus? Or serious?)

Super serious. H: Hair (how groomed are they? Shaved? Trimmed? Does the carpet match the drapes?)

Trimmed neatly, with dark hair. I: intimacy (how romantic are they?)

Very intimate and romantic. He may be using some romantic lines from his favorite romance novels... J: jack off (masturbation)

Its pretty rare for him to masturbate, he just doesn't feel the need. K: kink

He's a switch. Also, loves marking up his partner. L: location (where do they like to do it?)

His bedroom, like most of his brothers. But, if you really rile him up, he'll fuck you in the library. And that sex is PASSIONATE, trust me. Very rough though. M: motivation (what turns them on?)

Touching his hair. It gets him so horny so fast. I refuse to elaborate. He loves it.

Also, if you're being super romantic and touchy, just in general, he'll get turned on. N: No (Things they won't do, hard limits)

Anything genuinely dangerous. He's done his research, and deems it unsafe. O: oral (do they prefer to give or receive? Are they good at it?)

He loves to give oral, and is quite skilled. He won't explain why he's skilled. P: pace (how fast are they? Slow and sensual, or fast and rough?)

His pace depends on how riled up he gets. If you've been teasing him, I feel sorry for your legs. Q: quickie (how do they feel about quickies?)

They're not his thing, and he avoids them. R: risks (how likely are they to take risks/try something new?)

he'll research something, and if he deems it safe, will try it. No risks though. S: stamina (how long can they last? How many rounds?)

He can last a long time, but can only go one round. Maybe two, if he's really horny.

T: Toys (do they have any toys? Do they use them on a partner, or themselves?)

He owns no toys, and prefers to be hands-on. Absolutely despises toys. U: unfair (how much they like to tease)

He doesn't tease. What do you think he is, five? He doesn't like being teased, either. V: volume (how loud they are/what sounds they make)

He purrs. Like a cat. This deep, low, purring sound as he buries his dick in you. W: wild card (random NSFW headcannon)

He'll dress up as a catgirl, and let you peg him, if you ask really, really nicely. X: X-ray (what's under their clothes?)

6.5 inches. He says it's more than enough if you're skilled. He's not wrong. Y: Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

Pretty low, but he can get turned on pretty easily, he'll just rarely initiate, since he feels no need. Z: Zzz. (How fast they fall asleep afterwards)

He'll clean up, and then grab a book to read aloud while he holds you. He falls asleep less than a page in.

Other characters:

Lucifer

Mammon

Levi

Asmo

Beelzebub

Belphie

Diavolo

Barbatos

Simeon

[louisrarepairfest]

Louis Rare Pair Fest 2023

[A rare pair fest for all Louis Tomlinson rare pairs! Thank you to all of this year's amazing writers! Please remember to leave kudos and comments on these rare pair fics if you read and enjoy them! We'll be back in 2024 for another round!] And a massive thank you to all of the rare pair readers as well!

/// M A S T E R P O S T ///

✦ lonely in [paris] by f_ckromeoandjuliet / @louiesonlyangel

[T, 5k, Louis/Awsten Knight, fic post]

Summer flings are complicated and healing comes from the strangest places. // Alternate version of Louis's tour where he's in a secret relationship with Awsten Knight from Waterparks. Based on Awsten tweeting at Louis.

✦ Crush by @allwaswell16

[T, 1k, Louis/Niall, fic post]

When Niall stops smiling around the office, his co-worker Louis sets out to lift his mood with the help of their office mates.

✦ Feeling Feline by LadyAJ_13 / @ladyaj-13

[T, 4k, Louis/Niall, fic post]

“I’m telling you,” drifts through the cracked door, and Louis’ ears prick, twitching with interest. “There’s something wrong with that cat.” “Have you talked to Liam?” asks another voice, worried. Louis thinks it’s the tall one with curly hair. Taller one. They’re all tall when you’re ten inches high. “Not medically wrong,” the blond one says. “But I swear, and I know this sounds nuts, but I don’t think he’s a cat?”

✦ must be love by @nouies

[NR, 6k, Louis/Andrew Garfield, fic post]

AU where Louis doesn’t know how to approach his neighbour, and Andrew keeps receiving homegrown vegetables at his door.

✦ Got My Chaos Automatic by LetTheMusicMoveYou / @letthemusicmoveyou28

[E, 3k, Louis/Zayn/Liam, fic post]

Louis shrugs his shoulders as nonchalantly as he can manage in his aroused state. “Let you stay in my house didn’t I?” He narrows his eyes at the spliff still between Liam’s fingers. “Let you smoke my weed. Seems like a fair trade to me.” Liam raises a brow challengingly. His expression is mostly unimpressed, but even from the other side of the room, Louis can still see the glint in Liam’s eyes. He likes it when Louis makes him work for it too. Zayn chuckles darkly. “Looks like someone came home with an attitude. What’s wrong Lou? No one on the road with you that could put you in your place hmm?” (Or the one where Louis comes home from tour feeling exhausted, yet antsy. Luckily, Liam and Zayn are there to put him back together).

✦ it's the summer of our love by localopa / @voulezloux

[G, 3k, Louis/Ryan Ross, fic post]

ryan is in love with his best friend and gym bro, louis. the problem? ryan is straight.

✦ softer than satin by cinnamons / @sunbellylou

[E, 4k, Louis/Joel Miller (The Last of Us), fic post]

“Wanna go back to bed,” Louis whispered languidly, voice partly muffled by his boyfriend’s lips on his. “Mm, but we just got up, baby,” Joel murmured. Lips touching softly with each syllable. Hands groping the soft flesh around Louis’ hips, kneading at the skin there and feeling his curves.

✦ Daydream by @allwaswell16

[T, 2k, Louis/Zayn, fic post]

Every Thursday, Louis nods hello to her fellow regulars at Horan’s Cafe, one of whom is the woman of her dreams.

✦ One by @allwaswell16

[E, 4k, Louis/Tommy Shelby (Peaky Blinders), fic post]

When omega Louis Tomlinson becomes pregnant after an unexpected encounter, he decides his only option is to flee his pack. But Tommy Shelby, pack alpha of the Peaky Blinders, might not be willing to let him go so easily.

✦ Chaos by @haztobegood

[M, 100 words, Louis/OMC (bodyguard), fic post]

Against the barricade, it’s complete chaos.

✦ Baking Memories by @haztobegood

[T, 2k, Louis/Jack Cochrane (The Snuts), fic post]

After a long day of songwriting, Jack convinces Louis to bake mince pies together.

✦ Jump! by @reminiscingintherain

[M, 15k, Louis/Tommy Longhurst (Only the Poets), fic post]

He let out a noise of surprise as his arms were suddenly full of a sweaty body, as Tommy threw himself at Louis and held on tightly. “Thank you so fucking much,” he muttered against Louis’ shoulder, squeezing a little. “You have no idea how much this means to us.” Louis softened a little, gently tapping Tommy’s back. “I absolutely know what this means, lad,” he replied, his voice gentle and supportive. “The way you’re reacting to being out there? That’s exactly why I chose you for the support slot.” He gave a reassuring squeeze. “You deserve this, okay?” He pulled back a little, gripping the back of Tommy’s neck and looking him in the eyes. “You deserve this.”

[captainqster]

B A S I C S

Name: Solis Nola, formerly had the title of pyr

Nicknames: None

Age: ~23 ish

Nameday: Noooo idea. Sorry babyboy, you don't have one. Would probably be in the equivalent of January if I had to choose (yes he's a Capricorn)

Race: Pureblooded Garlean

Gender: Male

Orientation: Bisexual, heavily male-leaning

Profession: Formerly an optio in the Garlean military, served as the assistant to a Centurion and worked in communications. Was stationed in Doma. After defecting he can probably be found in Ishgard doing hunts and other work to earn a living for himself

P H Y S I C A L     A S P E C  T S

Hair: Pale pink, soft, voluminous, the kind of hair that rich asshole you hate has. Slight curl and bangs that conveniently hide his Third Eye (I was specifically looking for that feature and what I found does too good of a job)

Eyes: Jade green

Skin: Sort of fair to medium toned

Tattoos/scars: No tattoos. The scars under his right eye and across his nose were given to him by other soldiers the night he defected. So was a nasty scar that runs from his left shoulder blade to his right hip.

F A M I L Y

Parents: Both alive and well. His father might have been a quaestor, aka a minister of state finances, while his mother was a well-educated trophy wife. His family is well off and Solis is their only child. They had high expectations and put him through quite a few extracurriculars such as piano, martial arts, violin (didn't stick), boxing etc. Their minimum expectation was that he serve as a decemvir and work his way up from there. That uhhh didn't happen (Note: Solis looks like his mother)

Siblings: None

Grandparents: Hasn't come up, probably just as privileged and insufferable as his parents

In-laws and Other: Unmarried. Has made an Au Ra friend who carries him around like a sad wet cat

Pets: None

S K I L L S

Abilities: Being pureblooded Garlean means no aether manipulation. He is adept with shooting (gunblades, rifles, pistols), piloting aircraft, and unarmed combat. He also has a punchable face and a knack for drawing negative attention

Hobbies: Piano, reading, eventually gardening. Maybe sewing but he'll hate every moment of it

T R A I T S

Most Positive Trait: Impeccable manners, eager to be taught new skills, wants to do the right thing (or what he deems to be right)

Most Negative Trait: Sees relationships as transactional, stubborn, lowkey manipulative

L I K E S

Colors: Spring and jewel-tone colors. Soft green, pale yellow, sapphire, ruby

Smells: Roses, tea, fresh laundry

Textures: Furs, silk, flower petals

Drinks: Coffee, tea, wine

O T H E R    D E T A I L S

Smokes: Never

Drinks: Socially

Drugs: Nope

Mount Issuance: None

Been Arrested: No but he should be. And not for the murder, just because he's Like That

Tagged by @wpip-raham, thanks so much! It was a joy getting to read about your hansom catboi

I'm gonna hold off on tagging specific people because I think a lot of rp blogs have details like this spelled out in their pinned posts. *However*, if you have an OC you've been dying to chat about please do this! It gave me a good excuse to think through some recent findings with Solis, who's not nearly as established as my bunboi Ilya

[blackbirdffxiv]

Eliceyn Birch

B A S I C S

Name: Eliceyn Birch

Nicknames: (Based on relationship)

Ellie (Friends)

"Bishop" (Professional)

Val (Family only)

Age: 37 years old (appears late 20s - Early 30s)

Nameday: 32nd Sun of the 5th Umbral Moon

Race: Void-Touched Hyur

Gender: Female

Orientation: Bisexual (Male-Leaning)

Profession: Exported Goods Merchant/Trader (Cover) / Informant (Real)

P H Y S I C A L     A S P E C T S

Hair: Medium/Short

Eyes: Gold

Skin: Fair

Tattoos/scars:

Tattoos: Arms, Legs, Feet (Tops & Bottom), Hands (Partial - Back & Palms), Chest (scars are concealed by tattoos)

"Scars": White petal scales on back / ribs (under bust)

F A M I L Y

Parents:

Evelia Soleux (Mother)

Vittorio Landon (Birth Name: Senryu Oshiga)

Siblings:

Dethalis Soleux ; Eldest Half-Sister (Maternal) - Deceased

Violette "Vio" Landon ; Younger Half-Sister (Paternal)

Sybil Landon ; Youngest Half-Sister (Paternal)

Erik Landon ; Youngest Half-Brother (Paternal)

Grandparents:

Unknown Grandmother & Grandfather - Deceased (Paternal)

Aislinn Soleux - Grandmother (Alive - Maternal)

Unnamed/Unknown Grandfather (Deceased - Maternal)

In-laws and Other:

Greyson Soleux - Son

Pets:

Pudge (Cat)

Nym (Chocobo)

Rook (Familiar - takes the form of a crow)

S K I L L S

Abilities:

"Replicate" - after consuming a powerful voidsent/aetheric-based creature, has a chance of taking on their unique powers/abilities/traits (often temporary, VERY rarely permanent)

General magic abilities (conjury, glamour, etc)

Polyglot - Speaks Doman, Hingan, Eorzean (Common), and knows ESL (Eorzean Sign Language). Can also read lips

Hobbies:

Cooking

Reading

Gardening

T R A I T S

Most Positive Trait:

Loyal (once you've earned her trust)

Protective (again once you've earned her trust)

Reliable

Most Negative Trait:

Closed off

Unpredictable

L I K E S

Colors: Black, Reds, Purples

Smells: Cloves, Geranium, Bergamont

Textures: Cool silks and cloth (anything soft)

Drinks:

Sake

aether Wine

Coffee & Tea (both on the sweeter side)

O T H E R    D E T A I L S

Smokes:

Cigars and tobacco (special occasions)

Drinks: Drinks heavily (increased healing factor makes it difficult for her to get intoxicated on normal spirits)

Drugs: Only partakes with official partners (only whatever XIV's version of weed is)

Mount Issuance:

Licensed to ride her chocobo

Often travels via aetheryte

Been Arrested:

Once (legally) for multiple counts of murder in the 1st - released on acquittal for lack of evidence, witnesses, and motive

Tagged by: absolutely no one, I just was bored and had the spoons to do it

Tagging: I don't know who was and wasn't tagged but if you haven't done it but want to? Consider yourself tagged (and feel free to tag me if you got the prompt through me)

[unholydeukae]

In the last post, I already mentioned that I'm working on something and I'm now finished - Moonie made sure to call me a lazy butt whenever I wasn't studying, so it took a while haha.

The thing I will present to you now is a Sex ABC which basically means, I looked for a word in a sexual context for every letter of the alphabet for every member. As you may be aware, there are letters where it's easy to find things and some where it's a fucking nightmare, so don't be surprised about some things that sound a bit wild. Also, this was written for non-omegaverse but you can see for some of the members that there are things that refer specifically to g!p or non-g!p.

I will post them one after the other, it might take a few hours/a day in between the posts depending on how much I study :)

JiU's Sex ABC

A - Aftercare (I don’t think anyone is surprised that her aftercare is perfect) B - Boobs (she’s definitely a boobs person and loves to see them in pretty lingerie) C - Creampie (the ultimate proof for her that someone loves her) D - Double penetration (she wants as much love as she can get :)) E - Eager (she’s always eager to please) F - Fairness (one of the most important things to her, at least for others; she herself can be treated a bit unfairly if it makes her partner happy, but she’ll never accept someone else experiencing unfairness) G - Grip (when someone grips her roughly when they fuck her… yes please) H - Hickeys (more proof for how much someone wants or claims her) I - Intimate (slow, passionate, intimate sex is something she really enjoys) J - Joint pleasuring (sharing a dick/pussy between her and another member, sucking, licking, jerking it together fills her with a special kind of happiness) K - Kiss (she loves to kiss and she is a great kisser) L - Lingerie (the cute and pretty kind) M - Massages (giving and receiving) N - Naked (she even said once that she likes walking naked through the dorm) O - Orgy (the more people she can make happy the better) P - Porn (to get inspiration for how she can make everyone feel good) Q - Quiz (she likes to make quizzes from time to time where the winner gets some extra nice sexual attention from her) R - Rope bunny (she just looks so pretty) S - Service top (she wants everyone to feel good 🥺) T - Toy (the others can use her just the way they need it) U - Usable (goes hand in hand with being treated like a toy) V - Voyeurism (no one would’ve guessed it and yet) W - Women (who can blame her, really) X - Sex in bed (her favourite place to fuck) Y - Yoohyeon-sexual (who can blame her - part two) Z - Zoom (aka sex via video call)

[subhumanselflover]

its ya boi (girl) back at it again and I am politely requesting an nsfw alphabet with happy chaos. you don't have to do all 26 letters ofc!! I'll take any few really :]c

- 🐲

note: this was the request that tumblr ate. i’m writing it up again and hoping it doesn’t disappear … here’s every letter though, just for you happy chaos anon!!

Happy Chaos NSFW alphabet!

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

He’s a bit clingy, but not one for a lot of aftercare. He’ll call you pretty and tell you that you did well, but mostly he just wants to curl up with you and not leave.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

For himself? Happy Chaos likes his chest and abs. For his partner, he’s a big fan of hips and thighs.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

This is so unserious, but do you think Chaos can change the flavor of his cum at will..? Ahem, anyway.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

Most of his past sexual experience remains a secret, but he had a fair amount of points of experimenting with different people. He doesn’t like to talk about it, though, Chaos would rather stay in the present with you.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

Well, as per the last one.. he’s got a handful of experience, and certainly knows what he’s doing.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

Any position that allows him to keep his hands all over you. It’s hard for him to pick a favorite.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

He’s sooooo unserious most of the time. Chaos loves to mess around and make jokes here and there. He will get more serious in some cases though, like when he gets sappy.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

Strikes me as the type of guy to dye his pubes or shave them into funny shapes when he gets bored. Mostly doesn’t manage them unless he’s got some reason he wants to though.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

I’ve definitely talked about this before, but he’s mostly not that intimate, except for when the sappy side inevitably kicks in. Then he’s the sweetest.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

I think that when he jerks off, he cleans up by just snapping and the cum disappears. Funny thing to use his magic for.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

Temperature play and roleplay. Undoubtedly.

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

His car. He loves that thing almost as much as he loves you.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

For a quick summary.. you do! You turn him on more than anything, he’s sort of obsessed with you.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

No answer to this one, it’s hard to decide.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

INSANE skill at giving head. He’s so good at it, and it’s fun for him. He has fun with it, but he does enjoy receiving as well! He likes playing with your hair (and grabbing at it) when you give him head.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

Normally keeps it pretty fast and rough, it’s more fun for him.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

He likes quickies every so often, they’re pretty fun for him. Not all the time, though. Likes to be able to have fun and take his time.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

OF COURSE!! It’s Happy Chaos, he loves to experiment and take risks. He’ll try just about anything.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

Can go all night. He had a lot of time to build his stamina and endurance, after all.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

Practically has a box. Loves to use them on you, and loves having them used on him. Use a vibrator on him? He’s going wild. You wanna peg him? He’s entirely game. You want him to make you fall apart with a toy? He’s on it. Number one switch.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

Teasing FIEND. Happy Chaos loves to tease, and he’ll tease you even more if you whine about it.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

When he’s topping, he’s pretty loud but mostly huffs, groans, and growls.. with some fun dirty talk sprinkled in. When he’s bottoming… that man whimpers. Whines, moans. Yeah.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

I have certain feelings about transmasc Happy Chaos. If he’s on t, well… you know how that sex drive is probably going to go. Also, I think his horns are sensitive— do with that what you will.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

I mean.. you can already see what’s going on under most of them. He has pretty muscular thighs and calves, and.. tbh I think his ass is kinda flat. I have mixed feelings on what to talk about for his thang. Vote for pussy or penis Happy Chaos below in the comments 🔥🔥🔥

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

Pretty solid sex drive. If you have a higher sex drive, he’ll be ready to work with it, but he’ll accommodate if you have a lower one. Basically, his mostly depends on you.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

Depends on the day, or the intensity/timing of the sex. Easily falls asleep a lot of the time, but sometimes ends up staying up for a few hours, holding you and just thinking.

[the-elven-star]

-- B A S I C S

name:

nicknames: Evielrian, Jari (and many more nicknames)

birthday: September

race: No longer belongs to any species

gender: she/her

orientation: bisexual

profession: pact commander, explorer, warrior, pathfinder

-- P H Y S I C A L A S P E C T S

hair: white

eyes: Ultramarine

skin: Fair skin and purple scales

tattoos/scars: She is missing both eyes and her left arm. The arm was sewn back on and the eyes were new. At this point in history, gw2 has no tattoos. Lots of scars all over his body

-- F A M I L Y

parents: Her real parents are deprived of parental rights. There is a foster father

siblings: She has a sister and an adopted brother.

grandparents: On her mother's side. Her grandfather is alive, but does not recognize her family. Grandma is dead. She doesn't know them

in laws and others: Trahearne (The first husband), Canach (like a brother ), Many more husbands

pets: 4 cats

-- S K I L L S

abilities: increased strength and endurance. Excellent flexibility. Possession of edged weapons and firearms. Has a little bit of magic

hobbies: To study ancient manuscripts and places. Dancing and singing. Cooking. Physical activity. Hiking

-- T R A I T S

most positive trait: Cheerful, purposeful, ready to do anything for the sake of her dreams. Helps people in need. good leadership qualities. The ability to adapt. She is very hard working, always happy to learn something new. Confident and determined. Caring. Fearlessness

most negative trait: She's vindictive. He often gets excited. Very rude, deceitful, short-tempered. She is very cruel. And for the sake of her dreams and goals, she is ready for anything. Sometimes she is too arrogant

-- L I K E S

colors: pink, blue, violet, periwinkle, turquoise

smells: The smell of the forest, the smell of the sea

textures: sand texture

drinks: Beer

-- O T H E R D E T A I L S

smokes: Yes

drinks:Yes

drugs: no

been arrested: yes

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Name: Tamia Geraldottir

Gender: Female

Pronouns: She/Her

Sexuality: Heterosexual

MBTI: INTJ-A (added this because I find this stuff fun)

O T H E R

Family: Her father Gerald, a Half-Dwarf who managed to woo her traveling mercenary Orc mother Vel who then had her and her younger sister Sarina during their rocky relationship. With their mother mostly traveling only to see her 2-3 times a year if lucky, they were primarily raised by their father. Tamia gets along with their knowledge-loving father while adventure-seeking younger sister Sarina once old enough went to travel with their mother. They also have paternal grandparents Dwarf Grandfather Bendal and Human Grandmother Siv.

Birthplace: Blackgate in Baldur's Gate and where she lived up until her early 20's when she moved to Waterdeep for work.

Job: She's a Record Keeper and Cleric at the Font of Knowledge in Waterdeep in the service of Oghma.

Phobia: Acrophobia that started out mildly as a kid from falling off the roof of her family home to then get worse as she fell out from a giant tower in her late teens.

Guilty pleasure: Reading Smut during work hours when in need of a break from record keeping and with no one around to witness and judge her.

Hobbies: Experimenting with food recipes she finds from different countries with mixed results.

M O R A L S

Alignment: Neutral Good

Sins: Terrible at keeping secrets because they tend to speak first only to realize soon after that "maybe mentioning this sensitive part was not such a good idea?". She has worked on it since she was a kid but every once in a while, she slips up once again.

Virtues: Offer healing to those who are in need of it, share your knowledge with those who wish to learn, and treat others with the same kindness that you wish others to treat you. Take what she offers for granted or abuse it and you'll lose those privileges until proven worthy of it again.

T H I S O R T H A T

Introverted / Extroverted (An Extroverted Introvert)

Organized / Disorganized (Assumed dead if things are in Disarray)

Close minded / Open minded

Calm / Anxious / Restless

Disagreeable / Agreeable

Cautious / Reckless / In between

Patient / Impatient / In between

Outspoken / Reserved

Leader / Follower / Flexible

Empathetic / Unempathetic

Optimist / Pessimist / Realist (With a mix of Optimism)

Traditional / Modern / In between

Hardworking / Lazy ("What do you mean it's already dinner time?")

R E L A T I O N S H I P S

OTP: Ohh sweet Rolan! Tamia had no idea how deep she'd fallen for him until some months after the Netherbrain while she'd been helping him explore every nook and cranny of the tower to then record-keep everything they'd have found together.

Other ships: In an alternative universe that would have been Gale (which is who she romanced in-game)

Brotp: Conversations with Gale about random facts they've both learned through books has been a great activity to keep sane while tadpoled. Karlach's ability to bring out Tamia's more playful self is also a breath of fresh air that she didn't know she needed in life. As for other "tav's" that joined then Yarmaes the Drow Bard has been a great friend and resource for new information to learn from his unusual upbringing alone.

Notp: Lorroakan she'd gladly yeet out the window from the top floor of Ramazith's Tower with no means to save himself from gravity.